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idiotsonfb: nerd humor.

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:42:13 -0400

nerd humor.

skinnyfitandsexy: happiness-and-health: I’m gonna show you...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:34:36 -0400

happiness-and-health:

I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like

perfect person award

<3 Jenna Marbles

I am so glad she did this

I still read it.

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:36:02 -0400

Even though it isn’t true anymore and even though you and I can probably never really be friends again, I read the good instead of the bad. And I remember that once, some time ago, you could at least tolerate me.

servicedoodle: amusealittlemuse: leonsballs: pkmnbreederbri...

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:39:32 -0400

servicedoodle:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

Cheetahs with service dogs! That makes me happy

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Mon, 06 May 2013 11:37:55 -0400

“You are an enigma… as a child, you knew things you shouldn’t have known and as a...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:16:07 -0400

“You are an enigma… as a child, you knew things you shouldn’t have known and as a young adult, you are wise beyond your years. I feel like as I was raising you, you were also raising me to a higher level of, well, awareness and thinking and loving. What a tremendous gift you are!”

By saying this, my mother has made me strong enough to finish out my first year of college.

applecorr: oh my god there’s a mr. potato head that’s outfitted like iron man and they call him...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:48:32 -0400

applecorr:

oh my god

there’s a mr. potato head that’s outfitted like iron man

and they call him tony starch

i can’t

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:18:18 -0400

danimalxx: trevormatthieu: lolol Jesus.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:51:36 -0400

danimalxx:

trevormatthieu:

lolol

Jesus.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:46:49 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:05:27 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:33:17 -0400

roberteugenebradley: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeee...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:32:41 -0400

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:43:56 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists: #truth

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:43:15 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

#truth

drquidditch: Back in high school, I did this reduced “Romeo and...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:29:08 -0400

drquidditch:

Back in high school, I did this reduced “Romeo and Juliet” comedy freshman year. One of my best high school memories. Tonight was the first time to watch the original video since high school and it’s bringing me back to that good moment. (I was Romeo.)

nickyplayspiccolo: some-people-exist-for-no-reason: omg I am...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:44:35 -0400

nickyplayspiccolo:

some-people-exist-for-no-reason:

omg

I am squirrel

waaaahlbodayz: short-bread: [x] Stephen fry. Stop it. You...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:33:07 -0400

waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

[x]

Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

I Don't Write Anymore.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:33:02 -0400

Writing used to be my vent. All my heat, sorrow, worries- all bad emotions steamed out. I always wanted to be the person who ran or punched something to release pent up feelings, but that’s never been me. Instead, I plopped down in front of my computer and wrote. I always typed because no mistakes are permanent on a computer screen. It’s one of the only arenas in which I could truly, literally undo what I’d done. I suppose you could call this ridiculous blog, journal, whatever it is, my sanctuary.

So I guess it’s about time I let a little out again. I’m long overdue.

I wonder if you ever wonder about me.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:54:13 -0400

I wonder if you ever wonder about me.